2012年5月7日星期一
Rodrik is a class act to the end
Giant plant-eating sauropods were fingered as the key culprits in the study, which appears in the burberry 2012 latest edition of the journal Current Biology. An average argentinosaurus, weighing around 90 tons (82 tonnes) and measuring 140 feet (42m), chomped its way through half a ton (half a tonne) of ferns a day, producing clouds of methane as the food broke down in its gut.
Professor Graeme Ruxton from St. Andrews University in Scotland and co-researcher David Wilkinson, from Liverpool John Moores University, worked out just how much of the greenhouse gas the billions of dinosaurs would have generated during the Mesozoic era, starting 250 million years ago.
"A simple mathematical model suggests that the microbes living in sauropod dinosaurs may have produced enough methane to have an important effect on the Mesozoic climate," Wilkinson said. "In fact, our calculations suggest these dinosaurs may have produced more methane than all the modern sources, natural and human, put together."
This week -- after a trip across the map that contains no new territory -- we plunge into media res so fast my head is spinning. We see Maester Luwin desperately shutting a door as the sounds of reaving and raping -- screams, clank of armor, slash of sword -- come from the other side. Welcome back, Theon! Luwin desperately scribbles a letter in his little study, attaches it to a raven and throws it out the window just as the door he barred bursts open, and some guys in black armor pour through. He looks at them resigned. Oh, come on, I liked him -- can we keep Maester Luwin alive? Just for a while? Please?
Up to Bran's room, where Theon bursts in on the sleeping Bran to boast to a ten-year-old how he's taken the castle from a defense made up of serving wenches and senior citizens.
Theon tells Bran about his great conquest in a series of pathetically narcissistic boasts: "I've taken your burberry belts castle!...I've taken Winterfell. I took it. I'm occupying it." Yeah, all by your big, bad self, buddy. He also tells Bran to yield to save the lives of his people which, after a moment of Stark-like not-yielding on principle, Bran agrees to. He has one question for Theon:
"Did you hate us the whole time?" Theon can't answer.
Out in the courtyard, Bran yields, and Theon tries one more time to give a little victorious-leader speech. This time he's interrupted by one of his old Winterfell friends who calls him a "steaming sack of s***," a summary that is hard to argue with.
Two things happen out here: Osha comes forward and offers to serve Theon, to Bran's dismay. And Ser Rodrik is dragged in -- he had been, last episode, sent off to retake a local castle, taking Winterfell's defense with him. He's bloody but unbowed.
Theon: "It grieve me that we meet as foes."
Rodrick: "It grieves me you've less honor than a back alley whore."
It gets worse from there; eventually, Rodrik spits on Theon, and Theon's first mate, Dagmer, says that for such disrespect, Rodrik must "pay the Iron Prince," which is Pyke talk for be slaughtered by a bunch of yahoos with a massive chip on their shoulders. Theon must kill Rodrik, or the other islanders won't respect Theon. And you know we can't have that. Despite Bran screaming and crying pathetically from where he's been perched, Theon decides to go ahead with his first execution.
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Rodrik, we hardly knew ye
Rodrik is a class act to the end. "I'm off to see your father," he tells the sobbing Bran.
Theon can't even do it right. He hacks at Rodrik's neck three or four times and finally kicks his burberry for women pink sunglasses cheap on sale 2012 head off.
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